FTM International 1997 (x)

v-spicata asked:

I have a question. Out of all the amphibians you can think of, which have the most protuberant, goofy-looking, bug eyes?
Like, I know most frogs and toads have pretty bulging eyes but there's gotta one or two species that take that up to eleven?

Love your blog, it's a really nice mix of informative and fluffiness.

markscherz answered:

Oof, this is a tough one. Really had to give it some thought.

Purple frogs, Nasikabatrachus, have eyes that look like they have been glued onto a ball of clay:

Photo: Sandeep Das

But I feel like that’s not what you’re going for.

I think perhaps the most strikingly bulbous eyes belong to frogs of the genus Leptobrachium

[src] L. hendricksoni

These frogs have such huge heads—and then in those heads such huge eyes—that they really look like they were drawn by a cartoonist.

[src] L. lunatum

schakira

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

diurnalstance

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

schakira

wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

beyond-a-name

I'm so happy for these people it's unreal. This is a big part of why sex-positivity and kink are so important. There are many different flavours of healthy mutual intimacy, and it's not helpful to shut them down just because they're not mainstream or not for everybody.

sapphling

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

sapphling

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

sapphling

no that part was real

trannycrisis

rb to give an it/its pronouns user the world

67i203

hidden messages in electronic boards

@stvksn on ig

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

garaks-padded-bra

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”